One Woman. No Fjord.

Nordic by nature, single by choice.

Award-winning comedian Pernille Haaland (HBO Max, Netflix, Discovery, NRK, TV2) presents Saga of a Single Bitch— a fearless, laugh-out-loud standup show about navigating life and love with no-holds-barred honesty.

Pillaged, not plucked In Norway. Pernille Haaland is a 30-something shield maiden with no plus one, dodging red flags and decoding Tinder profiles like ancient runes. From cold showers to colder DMs, it’s a saga of solitude, sarcasm, and sexual misadventure. In Scandinavian minimalist design with passive aggression.

Blonde. Bitter. Below zero.

Pernille sails solo through longships and longer dry spells — and she’s bringing you with her. Expect Nordic nihilism, no-filter feminism, and jokes sharper than a battle axe.

Winner of the Reykjavik Fringe Stand Up Award for best comedian, Nominated for the RDK Award in Norway, Pick of the Edinburgh Fringe in The Sunday Times and as seen and heard on TV and podcasts around the world.

Time Out calls her “hilarious.” You will too.

Shield up. Bra off. Let’s do this.
Valhalla awaits. We sail at dawn!