Food
The Opening Act
Cheesy Garlic Loaf - €4.75
A warm, gooey loaf of garlic bread so cheesy it might slide into your DMs.
Vegan Corn Dogs (x2) - €8.00
Meatless dogs in a crunchy cornflake batter, topped with spicy red pepper sauce, cilantro, and red onions.
Even meat-eaters will pause and say, "Wait... that's vegan?"
Chicken Wings (6 pcs) - €14.75
So good, you'll forget your ex ever existed.
Served with carrots and ranch.
• Honey BBQ - Sweet enough to text @ 2am.
• Hot Honey - Cute... then chaotic.
• Fire Hot - Comes with...
• Cajun - Spicy with a southern drawl.
• BBQ - Basic? Maybe.
Delicious? Absolutely.
• Crispy Plain - No sauce, no drama, just vibes.
Poutine - €8.00
Crispy fries topped with house-made cheese and smothered in gravy.
Choose Beef Gravy or Vegetarian Gravy.
Garlic Parmesan Fries - €6.00
Fries drenched in garlic and cheese. Basically perfume for your soul.
Fire Fries - €5.00
Fries tossed in chill Flakes served with hot mayo dip.
Classic Fries - €4.00
Crispy, golden, and loyal. A true sidedick.
The Main Show
Mac Attack & Cheese - €10.00
Baked macaroni loaded with cheese, golden on top, ad confident in its curves.
Add: One piece of
spicy fried chicken - €4.50
Slow-Cooked Pulled Beef Rib Burger - €11.00
Cheddar, onions, pickles, lettuce, mayo and BBO sauce on a butter-toasted brioche bun.
The Classic Clucker - €11.00
2pcs fried chicken, lettuce, cheddar, onions, and mayo on a butter-toasted brioche bun.
Choose your mayo: mild, medium, or call the fire department.
Nikki's Fire Hot Burger - €11.00
2pcs fried chicken, cheddar, red onions, pickles, spicy mayo, and hot African pepper sauce.
A Warning: May cause deep self-reflection by bite two.
Hot Honey, I'm Home - €10.75
2pcs fried chicken, cheddar, hot honey sauce, lettuce, and red onions on a brioche bun.
Sweet, spicy and potentially your new toxic relationshp.
Sides & Quick Bites
Popcorn Chicken - €8.00
Choose Plain or Spicy.
Mozzarella Sticks - €7.50 (6pcs)
Served with marinara.
Jalapeño Poppers - €1.75 each
Crispy-coated jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese.
*Food service is available during upstairs shows only. Please allow time to dine before or after the show, as eating is not permitted during performances or at downstairs shows.
EVERY WEDNESDAY!
Chicken Wings
Upcoming Events at The Clubhouse Laietana
All events at The Clubhouse Laietana have food available.
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- Format Comedy
- Free
- In Italian
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- Format Comedy
- Free
- In English
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- Format Comedy
- In English
- Top Pick
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- in Spanish
- Showcase
- Stand-Up Comedy
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- All Languages
- Music
- Open Mic
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- In English
- Showcase
- Stand-Up Comedy
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- In English
- Music
- Showcase
- Stand-Up Comedy
- Top Pick
🗓️
- All Languages
- Free
- Music
🗓️
- Free
- In English
- Stand-Up Comedy
- Workshop
🗓️
- Free
- In English
- Open Mic
- Stand-Up Comedy
🗓️
- Free
- In English
- Stand-Up Comedy
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- Format Comedy
- In English
